Welcome To Pretzel Flower.com!
This website is full of games, videos, and other fun stuff. Trust me, it has NOTHING to do with pretzels. Towards the bottom of this page I have random question polls. About every little thing on this website is full of laugh-out-loud stuffs. Please tell EVERYONE you know about this site, and also tell them how much fun it is. I'm not completely finished with the site, but check it out anyways. Do not ask me who I am, my identity is confidential. This website is for laughs ONLY! The next time you visit here, it will be like a bazillion times better! I hope you have a couple of good laughs! :P
PS. I do not talk to large men in tuxedos holding briefcases, ninjas, or cats. I HATE CATS! No offense towards cat lovers, but cats just freak me out.
PS. I do not talk to large men in tuxedos holding briefcases, ninjas, or cats. I HATE CATS! No offense towards cat lovers, but cats just freak me out.
37 ways to really annoy your parents
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
8. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
9. At everything they say yell, Liar...
10. Try to swim in the floor...
11. Tap on their door all night...
12. Pretend to have amnesia...
13. Say everything backwards...
14. Give yourself a swirly...
15. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
16. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
17. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
18. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
19. Run in circles...
20. Recite a whole movie 3 times...
21. Pretend to beat yourself up...
22. Chase/bark at the mail man...
23. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
24. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
25. Super glue your finger up your nose...
26. Talk to a pen...
27. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...
28. Try and climb the wall...
29. Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...
30. Take your ice cream cone and put it on your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
31. Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
32. Eat your hair...
33. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
34. Eat anything obviously not edible...
35. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
36. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...
37. Try to snorkel in your fish tank...
Yes I did skip #2
34 ways to annoy people in an elevator
1. Set up a lemonade stand.
2. Hum the Mission Impossible theme song while darting your eyes around.
3. Drop a dollar, and when someone goes to pick it up for you, shriek, THAT'S MINE
4. Lick Gummy Bears and stick them to the walls.
5. Push all the buttons for each floor.
6. Whenever someone comes on, introduce yourself, give the person a nametag, and then introduce the newcomer to everyone else.
7. Start doing yoga.
8. Play with the emergency telephone.
9. When only one other person's on the elevator, fart and then try to pin it on the other person.
10. Rip a plushie toy's head off, and then when someone comes into the elevator, put on a police hat and tell them that there has been a murder and you would like to take them in for questioning.
11. Run back and forth banging into as many people possible, screaming that you're claustrophobic.
12. Spit ball the ceilng so that little pieces of paper keep falling on people's heads.
13. Start a sing-along.
14. Ask people what floor they're going to, and then press every button but theirs.
15. Stare at someone coldly until they ask what is wrong, and then say that they're standing on your imaginary friend.
16. Blow bubbles.
17. Tell knock-knock jokes.
18. Shove a whole bag of pop-rocks in your mouth, and then stick out your tongue so that passengers can hear and see the action.
19. Put a welcome mat by the doors, and then demand that everyone wipe their feet before entering.
20. Stick stink bombs in people's shopping bags, but make sure that they don't go off until the person is off the elevator.
21. Bring a notepad, and scribble furiously while looking at other people. If they try to see what you're writing, pull away.
22. Give passengers coupons for a free ice cream, and then wink suggestively.
23. Leave a box between the doors so they can't close.
24. Make people sign in and out of the elevator on a sheet.
25.Every time the elevator moves start yelling "The G-Forces! The G-Forces!"
26.Open the doors at the very top floor, drop a quarter, and insist on waiting to hear the ping when it hits bottom.
27.Explain to the person next to you that you have motion sickness.
28. Instead of facing the door like a normal person...turn around and stare at the people.
29. Say, "Hey, is there enough oxygen in here", start to gasp, and pass out.
30. When a person asks you to press a floor's button, press the button for the floor directly above it.
31. Carry a big box in, then ask someone if they want to see a REALLY BIG snake.
32. Stare at a person for a long time, then say out loud, "Oh my Gosh, you're one of THEM!!"" then walk to a far end of the elevator.
33. Right when the doors close, let everyone know that if you get stuck, the firemen will help get you out.
34. Look around for a moment and then say " Hey, I wonder if you can really climb out the top of one these things". Then proceed to do so.
1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
8. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
9. At everything they say yell, Liar...
10. Try to swim in the floor...
11. Tap on their door all night...
12. Pretend to have amnesia...
13. Say everything backwards...
14. Give yourself a swirly...
15. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
16. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
17. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
18. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
19. Run in circles...
20. Recite a whole movie 3 times...
21. Pretend to beat yourself up...
22. Chase/bark at the mail man...
23. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
24. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
25. Super glue your finger up your nose...
26. Talk to a pen...
27. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...
28. Try and climb the wall...
29. Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...
30. Take your ice cream cone and put it on your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
31. Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
32. Eat your hair...
33. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
34. Eat anything obviously not edible...
35. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
36. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...
37. Try to snorkel in your fish tank...
Yes I did skip #2
34 ways to annoy people in an elevator
1. Set up a lemonade stand.
2. Hum the Mission Impossible theme song while darting your eyes around.
3. Drop a dollar, and when someone goes to pick it up for you, shriek, THAT'S MINE
4. Lick Gummy Bears and stick them to the walls.
5. Push all the buttons for each floor.
6. Whenever someone comes on, introduce yourself, give the person a nametag, and then introduce the newcomer to everyone else.
7. Start doing yoga.
8. Play with the emergency telephone.
9. When only one other person's on the elevator, fart and then try to pin it on the other person.
10. Rip a plushie toy's head off, and then when someone comes into the elevator, put on a police hat and tell them that there has been a murder and you would like to take them in for questioning.
11. Run back and forth banging into as many people possible, screaming that you're claustrophobic.
12. Spit ball the ceilng so that little pieces of paper keep falling on people's heads.
13. Start a sing-along.
14. Ask people what floor they're going to, and then press every button but theirs.
15. Stare at someone coldly until they ask what is wrong, and then say that they're standing on your imaginary friend.
16. Blow bubbles.
17. Tell knock-knock jokes.
18. Shove a whole bag of pop-rocks in your mouth, and then stick out your tongue so that passengers can hear and see the action.
19. Put a welcome mat by the doors, and then demand that everyone wipe their feet before entering.
20. Stick stink bombs in people's shopping bags, but make sure that they don't go off until the person is off the elevator.
21. Bring a notepad, and scribble furiously while looking at other people. If they try to see what you're writing, pull away.
22. Give passengers coupons for a free ice cream, and then wink suggestively.
23. Leave a box between the doors so they can't close.
24. Make people sign in and out of the elevator on a sheet.
25.Every time the elevator moves start yelling "The G-Forces! The G-Forces!"
26.Open the doors at the very top floor, drop a quarter, and insist on waiting to hear the ping when it hits bottom.
27.Explain to the person next to you that you have motion sickness.
28. Instead of facing the door like a normal person...turn around and stare at the people.
29. Say, "Hey, is there enough oxygen in here", start to gasp, and pass out.
30. When a person asks you to press a floor's button, press the button for the floor directly above it.
31. Carry a big box in, then ask someone if they want to see a REALLY BIG snake.
32. Stare at a person for a long time, then say out loud, "Oh my Gosh, you're one of THEM!!"" then walk to a far end of the elevator.
33. Right when the doors close, let everyone know that if you get stuck, the firemen will help get you out.
34. Look around for a moment and then say " Hey, I wonder if you can really climb out the top of one these things". Then proceed to do so.
